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Some of the best kid’s jokes are animal jokes and funny riddles and we have a phenomenal collection of them at kids world fun. We collect and compile animal jokes, one-liners and funny riddles that appeal not only to kids but also to children of all ages. Check out our jokes given below, and we are sure it will entertain you and the kids. Enjoy!

  • Animal Jokes

    Q: What does a cat say when you step on its tail?
    A: “Me-ow”

    Q: What is a baby bear with no teeth known as?
    A: “Gummy bear”

    Q: What made the dog run across the street twice?
    A: The dog was chasing a boomerang.

    Q: A difficult one - what is the same size as an elephant, but weighs nothing?
    A: The elephant’s shadow.

    Q: What is a pig well versed in karate known as?
    A: A “pork-chop”.

    Q: Where do elephants pack their luggage?
    A: In their trunks.

    Q: There were three cats in a boat. One jumped out. Now how many of them were remaining?
    A: None, since they were all copycats.

    Q: Why did they prevent the butterfly from entering the ball?
    A: Simply because it was a “moth-ball”

    Q: What alphabet hurts you get too close to it?
    A: Alphabet B (or Bee)

    Q: What made the fly fly?
    A: Because the spider spied her.

    Q: Why did the dog shout at the flea?
    A: Because the flea was bugging him.

    Q: What is a snail on a ship known as?
    A: A “snailor”

    Q: Who comes uninvited to picnics?
    A: The ants.

    Q: Are they any creatures that are smarter than talking parrots?
    A: Yes. Spelling bees

    Q: Which day of the week do the fish hate?
    A: Fry-day

    Q: What do you call a cow caught in a tornado or twister?
    A: “A milkshake”

    Q: Why did the cat stay away from the tree?
    A: Simply because it was afraid of its bark.

    Q: Why are trees similar to elephants?
    A: Because both of them have trunks.

    Q: What is a baboom?
    A: An exploding monkey.

    Q: What is an elephant in a telephone booth known as?
    A: “Stuck”

    Q: What is a bulldozer?
    A: A sleeping bull.

    Q: What do you get when you cross a bug with a rabbit?
    A: “Bugs Bunny”

    Q: Which animal is considered the strongest?
    A: The snail, because it virtually carries its home wherever it goes.


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