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Bird Jokes - Some of the best kids’ jokes are bird riddles combined with bird jokes. We have a phenomenal collection of bird jokes, animal jokes, and bird riddles at kids world fun. We try to collect jokes and riddles that appeal to kids but also to kids of all ages. Go ahead and check out our jokes given below, and we are sure it will entertain you and the kids. It’s fun time at kids world fun – Enjoy!

Bird Jokes

Q: What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?
A: A hippie chicken.

Q: Why did the poultry farmer turn into a teacher?
A: So he could review his eggs.

Q: When would it be advisable for you to purchase a bird?
A: When it's going cheerp!

Q: What sort of math do night owls like?
A: Owlgebra

Q: How would you try and catch an unique bird?
A: You nick (unique) up on it!

Q: What do you call a miserable bird?
A: A blue-bird

Q: How do chickens put on muscle?
A: They egg-cersize!

Q: What do you call a container of ducks?
A: A box of quackers.

Q: What robs when you are in the bathtub?
A: A robber (rubber) ducky!

Q: What did one egg say to the next egg?
A: It’s high time we got crackin'!

Q: How do crows stick together in a herd?
A: Velcrow (Velcro!)

Q: How did the chewing gum get across the street?
A: It just stuck on the heels of the chicken!

Q: What do you give a sick bird?
A: Tweetment.

Q: What is a hummingbird to a cat?
A: Fast food.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the play area?
A: To get to the next slide!

Q: Why do ducks fly south?
A: Simply because, it is just too far to walk!

Q: Why do hummingbirds hum or murmur?
A: Because they have absolutely no clue about the words.

Q: Why did the rooster cross the street?
A: To demonstrate that he wasn't chicken!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street, roll in dirt and then cross the street once more?
A: Because he was a filthy double-crossing fowl.

Q: Which bird is the strongest or can carry the most weight?
A: The “crane”.

Q: Which bird sits through every meal?
A: The “swallow”

Q: Which bird is the most sad or melancholiest?
A: The “blue” jay

Q: What do you call a very cold bird?
A: “Brrr-d”

Q: Where do birds go when they lose their “tail” feathers?
A: A “re-tail” store.

Q: What are the most common birds in Portugal?
A: The “Portu-geese”

Q: What was the farmer doing on the opposite side of the street?
A: He was catching every chicken crossing the street!

Q: Why did the bird get in a bad position at a school test?
A: He was found tweeting (cheating) !

Q: How would you catch a domesticated bird?
A: The unique way - you nick upon it!

Q: Why does a stork stand on one leg?
A: Simply because, it would fall over in the event that it lifted the other leg.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the garments store?
A: To get to the next size!

Q: How does a sparrow with a broken wing figure how to land safely?
A: With its sparrow-chute.

Q: Why did the crow sit on the phone shaft?
A: Because, he wanted to make an “overseas caw.”

That is all we have for today. Just a last minute bird joke before closing up.

There was a duck that strolled into a store and asked, "Got any sweets?" The vendor said, "No, we don't." The following day, the duck went into the same store, asked the same thing, and got the same answer. The duck continued visiting the store consistently for a week, asked the same thing, and continued getting the same answer. Finally, the vendor got so furious he said, "If you come in here and ask that question once more, I will hit you on the head with a sledge!" The following day, the duck strolls into the store and asks, "Got a sledge?" The vendor says, "No." Then the duck asks, "That’s okay, so got any sweets?"

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