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Q: Why was the young ant confused?
A: mainly because all his uncles were “ants” (aunts)

Q: What is on the ground and at the same time 100 feet in the air?
A: A “centipede on its back”

Q. What is the similarity between a baseball player and a spider?
A. Both catch fly-ers (fliers)

Q: Which animal goes 99 thump… 99 thump?
A: A centipede with a false wooden leg.

Q: What do you call two ants that had eloped to get married?
A: Ant-elopes.

Q. Which is the simple method to make a dog stop barking from the back seat of a vehicle?
A. Simply put him in the front seat next to the driver.

Q: What did the carrot say to the rabbit?
A: Do you want to grab a bite?

Q: What was the time when the elephant sat on your bed?
A: Well it was the time; I had to buy a new bed.

Q: Which is the favourite resting place for a 10-ton elephant?
A: Just about anywhere.

Q: Which was the first animal on the moon?
A: It was the cow – It was when it jumped over the moon.

Q: What trees do you get when you plant frog’s eggs?
A: Cr-oak trees.

Q: What is Jurassic Pork?
A: It is the result of a cross between a dinosaur and a pig

Q: Where do polar bears go and vote?
A: “The North Poll”

Q: Name the most popular game among sheep?
A: Baaa-dminton.

Q: Why was the turkey arrested?
A: The police suspected “fowl-play”

Q: What do you call a deer that has no eyes?
A: No i-dea. (No eye deer!)

Q: Why do male deer’s often wear dental braces?
A: Simply because of buckteeth.

Q: What happens to calf after it becomes six months old?
A: Nothing, it becomes seven months old.

Q: Why are teddy bears never hungry?
A: Because they are stuffed.

Q: Why do chicken lay eggs?
A: Simply because it would break, if she dropped them.

Q: How did the farmer fit more pigs in his barn?
A: He simply went ahead and constructed a “sty-scraper”

Q: Where do turtles get new shells?
A: They get it at the hard-wear store.

Q: Which is the quietest dog?
A: A hush-puppy

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