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Animal Jokes - More friendly animal jokes and riddles for kids and children of all ages. Check out this list of funny jokes and riddles and your kids will be screaming with laughter. At Kids World Fun, you can find all sorts of animal jokes as well as a range of other jokes and much more. Have fun reading your weekly treat of animal jokes.
- Animal Jokes
Q: What happens when a dinosaur is involved in a traffic accident?
A: A Tyrannosaurus Wreck
Q: What would you call a chimpanzee wearing earmuffs?
A: Anything that you wish, as he cannot hear you.
Q: Differentiate between a piano and a fish.
A: You cannot “tuna” fish.
Q: Which part of the fish weighs the most?
A: Obviously, the scales.
Q: Why do giraffes take such a long time to apologize?
A: It takes quite a while, for them to swallow their pride.
Q: What happened to the banana do when the chimp chased it?
A: The banana split.
Q: How was Noah able to see the animals in his Ark during the night?
A: He was able to do so with “flood lighting.”
Q: Name the cow-riding dinosaur at the rodeo.
A: A Bronco-saurus.
Q: Name the easiest way to count cattle?
A: By using a cow-culator.
Q: What made the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Nothing – the chicken was not around those days.
Q: What did the buffalo say to his son when he left on a trip?
Q: Which fish only swims at night?
A: The starfish.
Q: What did the sardine call the submarine?
A: A can of people.
Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A: It was because the chicken was on a vacation.
Q: What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a roll of wool?
A: A woollen jumper.
Q: What did the farmer call the cow that was unable to give any milk?
A: An udder failure.
Q: What did the Cinderella fish wear to the dance?
A: Glass flippers.
Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
A: The lion felt funny.
Q: What made the mouse so scared of water?
A: Because there were “cat-fish” in it.
Q: How do you prevent a skunk from smelling?
A: Just plug its nose.
Q: How many skunks do you need to make a real big stink?
A: “A phew”.
Q: Name an animal that has four legs, a trunk, and wearing sunglasses?
A: A mouse on vacation.
Q: Why did the traffic police give the sheep a speeding ticket?
A: Because he was a “baaaaad driver”.
Q: What do you call a 500-pound gorilla?
Q: What medicine do fish consume to stay healthy?
A: Vitamin Sea.