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Q: Why are the elephants so wrinkled?
A: Since they don’t fit on an ironing board – they cannot be ironed!

Q: What is the horse’s favourite game?
A: Stable tennis!

Q: Which cat should you need to be extremely cat while playing games?
A: A “cheetah”!

Q: What do elephants play, while riding on a car?
A: “Squash”

Q: What is the similarity between a dog and a cell phone?
A: Both of them have a “collar ID”.

Q: name the sheep’s favourite game.
A: Baa – dminton!

Q: How can you prevent an elephant from charging?
A: Take away his mobile charger and he is helpless !

Q: Why is great to bring fish to a party?
A: Because it goes great with the chips.

Q: What do you think would happen if pigs were able to fly?
A: The cost of bacon would go up.

Q: What is the name of an alligator detective?
A: An Investi – Gator!

Q: What was the frog’s reply to “time flies when having fun?”
A: Time is fun when I am having flies.

Q: What happened when the elephant stepped on a grape?
A: It gave a little “wine”

Q: Name the circus performer that can see at night?
A: The acro-bats!

Q: What did the first cow say to the second cow?
A: Please “move” over!

Q: What do you call an injured T-Rex?
A: A Dino-sore!

Q: Where do fish save their money?
A: The river bank!

Q: Why is that pandas like old movies?
A: Because they are black and white.

Q: What is the easiest way to catch a squirrel?
A: First climb a tree, and then act like a nut – the squirrel will find you!

Q: Which is the pirate’s favourite dish?
A: The swordfish!

Q: Which is the frog’s favourite year?
A: A Leap Year

Q: Guess the time when five dogs chase one cat?
A: Five after one.

Q: Why is it that their cows wear bells?
A: It is because their horns do not work.

Q: Which dog has a bark but unfortunately no bite?
A: Dogwood!

Q: A skunk, duck, and a deer went out for dinner at a fancy restaurant. After dinner, when it was time to pay, the skunk unfortunately, did not have a “scent”, the deer obviously did not have a “buck” so what did they do?
A: They put the cost of the meal on the duck’s “bill”!

Q: There were two cows grazing in a field. While the first one said, “moo”, the second cow, said “baaa.” Therefore, the first cow asked the second one, “What was all that about – the baa thing?”
A: The second cow says, “I’m learning a second language.”