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More animal jokes and funny riddles for you. We have managed to compile a further bunch of puns and animal jokes that will have kids of all ages rolling with laughter. Check them out and let them make your day. Enjoy!

  • Q: Identify the difference between a train and a teacher.
    A: While the teacher says, “no chewing,” the other constantly says, “choo-choo".

    Q: What do you call an animal trainer who sticks his right arm down inside animal’s throats?
    A: A lefty.

    Q: What will happen if you don’t compensate the exorcist?
    A: Simply that you will get repossessed.

    Q: What is the kind of test that is normally given to prisoners?
    A: A con-test.

    Q: Why are elephants banned on beaches?
    A: Because, they just don’t keep their “trunks up.”

    Q: What does count Dracula do during the daylight?
    A: He takes a “coffin break”

    Q: What do English men call little black cats?
    A: Kittens.

    Q: Where in the world do “mummies” swim?
    A: The Dead Sea.

    Q: Where in the world can you see flying saucers?
    A: Just trip the waiter and you will see saucers flying.

    Q: What kind of flowers do women wear all year round?
    A: Tulips or two-lips.

    Q: When is a cowboy like his horse?
    A: When the cowboy is a “little- hoarse”

    Q: How many sides do most if not all houses have?
    A: Two, (in-side and the out-side)

    Q: How do you differentiate between a watch sales clerk and a prison guard?
    A: While one sells watches, the other one watches cells.

    Q: Why do most artists consider Count Dracula consider as an artist?
    A: Because Dracula likes to draw blood.

    Q: What is the favorite game for children of ghosts?
    A: (Hide and Seek) or better known as Peek-a-BOO.

    Q: What is a short, sunburnt, outlaw cowboy, riding a horse called?
    A: Little, Red, Riding-Hood.

    Q: Why are bearded men better than men without beards?
    A: “FUR lots of reasons”

    Q: What was the favorite song of the octopus couple?
    A: The one from Beatles – I wanna hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand!

    Q: Why are the potatoes always considered as a need?
    A: Because, they always hang out with the “dips” at parties.

    Q: Where does the Brontosaurus go during summer?
    A: To the “dino-shore”

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