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50 Spooky Yet Funny Jokes for Kids: A Hauntingly Hilarious Collection!

Looking for some funny yet spooky jokes to entertain kids? This collection of 50 scary jokes for kids is perfect for adding a touch of humor to Halloween or any time of the year! Get ready for some bone-chilling laughter with these horror jokes, short horror jokes, and scary funny jokes that will keep you giggling all night long!

Spooky and Funny Jokes for Kids

  1. What is a ghost’s favorite dish?
    Ice-Scream!
  2. Where do ghosts love to swim?
    The Dead Sea!
  3. What did Dracula say about his new girlfriend?
    Oh, she is my love at first bite!
  4. How can you identify a ghost’s mom and dad?
    They are transparents!
  5. What kind of music do ghosts love to hear?
    Spiritual music!
  6. Where did the mummy ghost take her baby ghost?
    To the Day‘scare’!
  7. Why don’t we see a bat alone?
    Because bats always like to hang out with their friends!
  8. Which sports do vampires love to play?
    ‘Bat’minton!
  9. Why don’t witches like to buy flat hats?
    Because flat hats have no point on them!
  10. Why weren’t skeletons allowed to play music in the church?
    Because they came without organs!
  11. How can you make a witch itch?
    Just take out the ‘w’!
  12. Why did the doctor call Dracula to the hospital?
    Because Dracula owns a mobile blood unit!
  13. What type of music do teenage ghosts love to dance to?
    Soulless music!
  14. What did the ghost gift to his girlfriend?
    Precious tombstone jewelry!
  15. Why did the skeleton go to the Christmas party alone?
    Because he could not find any ‘body’ to accompany him!
  16. One of a witch’s best friends is very good at cricket. Who is he?
    A bat!
  17. Where did the ghost go to post his mail?
    At the Ghost office!
  18. How did the host suddenly turn scary?
    Just add a letter ‘G’ to it!
  19. Why did the police arrest the ghost?
    Because he didn’t have a haunting license!
  20. Why do witches like to travel on brooms?
    Because vacuum cleaners are too expensive for them!
  21. What do you call a skeleton that is always sleeping?
    A lazy bone!
  22. Why is Dracula a great artist?
    Because he can draw blood well!
  23. What was the topic in the ghost’s seminar?
    “Do you believe in people?!”
  24. What kind of trees do ghosts like the most?
    Ceme-trees!
  25. The ghost’s new house has all rooms except one. Which room?
    The ‘living’ room!
  26. Which is the favorite ride of baby ghosts?
    The roller-ghosterr!
  27. What did the ghost order at the coffee shop?
    Cold coffee with sugar and scream!
  28. What will you say if you find a witch in a desert?
    The Sandwich!
  29. Why will a ghost’s ship never sink?
    Because it always floats in the air!
  30. What is Dracula’s favorite dog breed?
    The bloodhound!
  31. Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road?
    Because he had no guts!
  32. How do you reach Mr. Ghost’s new apartment?
    Just take the first right and go to the dead end!
  33. Who is the ghost that lives in the Town Hall?
    Oh, it is the night‘mayor’!
  34. Salesman to Mrs. Monster: “Ma’am, this book will definitely help your husband get ahead.”
    Mrs. Monster: “Oh, thank you! But I don’t think he needs this—he already has two heads!”
  35. At a Halloween party, a little boy won first prize for the best costume but seemed unhappy. Why?
    Because he just came to pick up his sister!
  36. What is a witch with poison ivy called?
    An itchy witchy!
  37. What’s a cold, evil candle called?
    The wicked wick of the north!
  38. What is evil, ugly, and black and goes round and round?
    A witch in a revolving door!
  39. What is evil and ugly on the inside and green on the outside?
    A witch dressed as a cucumber!
  40. What happens if you see twin witches?
    You won’t be able to see which witch is which!
  41. Why did the witch give up fortune-telling?
    There was no future in it!
  42. Why did the baby witch smile when she broke out in a rash?
    Because it was an ‘appy rash!
  43. What does a witch get if she is a poor traveler?
    Broom sick!
  44. How did the witch almost lose her baby?
    She didn’t take it far enough into the woods!
  45. Why did the silly witch keep her clothes in the fridge?
    She liked to have something cool to slip into in the evenings!
  46. Why do ghosts love elevators?
    Because they lift their spirits!
  47. What do you call a vampire who loves cooking?
    Count Spatula!
  48. Why did the mummy go to school?
    Because he wanted to be unwrapped in knowledge!
  49. How do you make a skeleton laugh?
    Tickle his funny bone!
  50. Why don’t graveyards ever get overcrowded?
    Because people are dying to get in!

Hope these funny horror jokes and scary funny jokes give you chills of laughter! Do you have a favorite spooky joke? Share it with us in the feedback form!

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