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  • Q: Why do we dress baby boys in blue and baby girls in pink?
    A: Simply because they cannot dress themselves.

    Q: What is purple and is five thousand miles long?
    A: The “Grape Wall of China” [Great Wall]

    Q: Why is the dictionary so dangerous?
    A: Because it contains both Dynamite and Arsenic.

    Q: What has teeth, yet cannot chew?
    A: The zipper.

    Q: Where can you always find health, wealth, and happiness?
    A: The Dictionary.

    Q: How do you make a Venetian blind?
    A: Poke a finger in his eye.

    Q: Why do lions prefer their meat raw?
    A: Because they do not have stoves.

    Q: Which is the easiest way to eat spaghetti?
    A: Well, first way is to open your mouth.

    Q: What do prisoners use to call each other?
    A: They use “cell phones”

    Q: How do crazy people travel through the forest?
    A: They take the psycho path.

    Q: Why did Tom go out with a prune?
    A: Because he could not find a date.

    Q: Who is responsible for cleaning the bottom of the ocean?
    A: The mer-maid

    Q: What flower do you get when you kiss?
    A: Tu-lips (two-lips)

    Q: What is a rabbit with fleas called?
    A: Bugs Bunny.

    Q: Which pet is the loudest?
    A: The trum-pet.

    Q: Where do pencils go for their holiday?
    A: To Pennsylvania.

    Q: What did one plate say to the other?
    A: The dinner is on me.

    Q: What did the office supplier say when he jumped out of the closet on an office party?
    A: “Supplies” [Surprise]

    Q: Why made the traffic light turn red?
    A: Anyone would, if they had to change in the middle of the street.

    Q: What did the first lift say to the second lift?
    A: Well… it appears I am coming down with something.

    Q: What did the shark say when he swam into a wall?
    A: Dam. [Damn]

    Q: Why don't the skeletons fight each other?
    A: Obviously, they do not have the guts.

    Q: Why was the student's report card wet?
    A: It was below C level.

    Q: How will you find a princess?
    A: Just follow the ‘foot prince’ [prints].

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