Funniest Answers

  • Here is the collection of funny questions and answers from around the world.

    Something that has a shell: "Batman.."

    An animal with horns: "A bee..."

    A type of oil: "Sewing-machine oil.."

    An animal you see at the zoo: "Dog.."

    A mode of transport that you can walk in: "Your shoes.."

    An animal with three letters: "Lion.."

    A country where Arabic is spoken: "Nigeria.."

    A Boy's name beginning with the letter J: "Gerald.."

    Any dance apart from the waltz: "The ball dance.."

    Something a policeman might say: "Spread 'em.."

    Something that frightens Dracula: "The King of the Vampires.."

    An animal you cannot fit into a Mini car: "Mouse.."

    Something made of wool: "Cotton wool.."

    A well known superstition: "Running in front of a car.."

    Something you use a microchip in: "A fish-fryer.."

    A game played in the dark: "Charades.."

    Someone you wouldn't swear in front of: "Yourself.."

    Someone or something whose existence has never been proven: "Hitler.."

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