Funniest Answers

These are the simple questions and funny answers, logical thinking, on various occasions, various subjects, and various locations. Enjoy your time.

What travels around the world but stays in a corner
Answer: A Stamp


What has a few points but are never competing?
Answer: A fork


Everyone has it and no one can lose it, what is it?
Answer: A shadow.


What has been around for millions of years, but it's no more than a month old?
Answer: The moon.


What belongs to you but is used more by others?
Answer: Your name.


What has a neck but no head?
Answer: A bottle.


What gets wetter as it dries?
Answer: A towel.


What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?
Answer: The glove.


Which is the easiest way to double your money?
Answer: Just place it in front of the mirror.


What has to be broken before you can use it?
Answer: An egg.



Why is the cemetery a good place to write a crime thriller?
Answer: It is because there are so many plots there.


What do ghosts use to clean their hair?
Answer: Sham-boo.


Why did the Cyclops discontinue teaching?
Answer: It was because he had only one pupil.


How many animals did Moses take on the ark?
Answer: Moses did not take anything on the ark. Noah did.


What is something you can put in your pocket that keeps it empty?
Answer: A large hole.


What belongs to you but is used more by others?
Answer: Your name.


What runs but never walks?
Answer: Water.


What do you call the little rivers that flow into the Nile?
Answer: Juve-Niles.


What should you take on a trip to the desert?
Answer: A thirst-aid kit.


Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
Answer: The heat was in-tents.


What has one eye but cannot see?
Answer: A needle.


What kind of rocks are never found in the ocean?
Answer: Dry ones.



What kind of rocks are never found in the ocean?
Answer: Dry ones.


Why do firefighters wear white suspenders?
Answer: Mainly to keep their pants up.


What do you call a woman with one leg?
Answer: Aileen.


What do you call a man in the mailbox?
Answer: Bill.


Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
Answer: The heat was in-tents.


How did the Vikings send their secret messages?
Answer: They used the Norse code.


What has one eye but cannot see?
Answer: A needle.


What do maps and fishes have in common?
Answer: For starters, they both have scales.

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