Funniest Answers

These are the simple questions and funny answers, logical thinking, on various occasions, various subjects, and various locations. Enjoy your time.

  • What ended in the year 1919?
    Answer: 1918 – yes, the year 1918 ended when the New Year 1919 begins! Isn’t that right?
  • What is the strongest force in the earth?
    Option a: Rock
    Option b: Iron
    And the answer was LOVE!
  • Why do some cricket players never sweat?
    Answer: Because they have huge fans!
  • Do you know; what is the best thing to put on a delicious cake?
    Answer: Your MOUTH!
  • What is the major difference between a bird and a fly?
    Answer: A Bird can fly but a fly cannot bird!
  • What do you say when you find two banana peels together?
    Answer: A pair of slipper
  • Can you tell me how to make an egg roll?
    Answer: It is very simple. Just push it, It will role!
  • Join these two sentences: I was riding to school. I saw a dead body.
    The answer is very funny: I saw a dead body riding to school.
  • There are innumerable tables of this kind, but there are no legs. What is that?
    Answer: Multiplication tables and time tables
  • There are two elements that always grow up, seeing the sky, and never down. What are they?
    Answer: Age and your physical growth
  • It goes all over the world, but always stays in a corner. What is that?
    Answer: A Stamp!
  • Most of the kids love to carry these keys. What are those keys?
    Answer: Cookies!
  • What is the one that is sticky and brown?
    Answer: A stick
  • It goes up and comes down, but never move. What it is?
    Answer: Staircase!
  • What is the antonym of DOMINOS?
    Answer: Domi Doesn’t No!
  • A few months have 31 days; a few months have 30 days. How many months have 28 days?
    Answer: All months
  • What is the longest movie ever made and what is the length?
    Answer: It runs for 85 hours and funnily the title is ‘CURE FOR INSOMNIA’
  • How do you describe the School? – Question asked in an exam.
    Answer: HELL – answered by a poor / smart kid.
  • It is equally big as an elephant but weighs nothing. What is that?
    Answer: An Elephant
  • What is the difference between here and there?
    Answer: The Letter T.

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