Funny Questions To Ask

A good collection of short jokes, one line jokes using wordplay. We have one of the best collections of jokes that will surely get your child's attention. Mainly because, they are small and kids easily understand them. Go ahead and riddle yourself silly with this collection of confusing puzzles. These corny jokes, riddles and hilarious one-liners are guaranteed to have you or your kids in splits. Kids love information presented in a funny way as they easily remember them.

Short Funny Questions And Answers

What is a Pumpkin pi [pie]?
Answer: It is what you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Answer: He did not have any guts.

How are baseball players always in contact with one another?
Answer: They must touch base often.

Which baseball player holds water?
Answer: The pitcher.

How do snowmen get around?
Answer: On their icicles.

When is a boat like a pile of snow?
Answer: When it is adrift.

What kind of songs do lions sing at Christmas time?
Answer: Jungle bells [not jingle bells]!

A word consists of six letters. If you take away the last, only twelve remain. What is the word?
Answer: The word is “Dozens”

Which is the most curious letter?
Answer: Y?

Which coat is always wet when you put it on?
Answer: Obviously, a coat of paint.

What do you call an old snowman?
Answer: Water.

What do you call rabbits that are hopping in reverse?
Answer: Simple, it is called a receding hare-line [hairline].

What do you call a person who is born in the USA, grows up in UK, and then dies in Japan?
Answer: Dead.

What did the rug say to the floor?
Answer: Don't move, I have got you covered.

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Answer: It is time to go to sweep [sleep]

What did Delaware [Dela wear]?
Answer: Her New Jersey.

Why was one magnet infatuated by the other magnet?
Answer: Obviously, they were attracted.

Which country makes you shiver?
Answer: Chile.

What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Answer: Ad-dress.

What can you hold without ever touching it?
Answer: A conversation.

What bird can lift the most?
Answer: The crane.

How does a pig go to hospital?
Answer: Obviously, in a hambulance.

How do you prevent a summer cold?
Answer: Catch it in the winter!

How do we make an egg laugh?
Answer: Tell them a yolk [joke]

How do you make a hot dog stand?
Answer: Steal its chair.

What do you call a dinosaur that wrecks everything?
Answer: Tyrannosaurus wrecks [Rex]

What do you call a dinosaur from Texas?
Answer: Tyrannosaurus Tex [Rex]

Why don’t ghosts like rain?
Answer: Because it dampens their spirits.

What kind of cats like to go bowling alley?
Answer: Obviously, the alley cats.

Which is the tallest building in Transylvania called?
Answer: Naturally, the Vampire State Building.

Why made the doughnut owner wind up its business?
Answer: Mainly because, he got tired of the hole business [w-hole]

Which subject did the witch top in school?
Answer: Spelling.

What did one elevator say to the other?
Answer: I believe I am coming down with something.

Why are graveyards always noisy and full of sick people?
Answer: Because of all the coffin [coughin']

Why doesn’t the mummy have any friends?
Answer: He is much too wrapped up in himself.

What is the nightclub for fortunetellers called?
Answer: The crystal ball.

Where did the farmer take the pigs on a Sunday morning?
Answer: It was holiday, so he took them to a pignic [picnic]

What is a presidential seal?
Answer: It is a gray animal that eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.

What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?
Answer: An in-car-nation.

How can you tell vampires like baseball?
Answer: Every night they turn into bats.

What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?
Answer: A dead centipede.

What kind of ties can't you wear?
Answer: Railroad ties.

What do you do when you find that there is a gorilla in your bed?
Answer: Try to sleep elsewhere, without waking the gorilla.

What is a tree's favorite drink?
Answer: Root beer.

What has many keys but is unable to pen any locks?
Answer: A piano.

When do frogs become toads?
Answer: When frogs park illegally, they get toad [towed].

What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?
Answer: Wet feet.

What do you get if you cross the Easter bunny with a bug?
Answer: You get Bugs Bunny.

Whom do you call when your chair cracks?
Answer: Call the chairman.

What do you call the best butter on the farm?
Answer: A goat.

What do you call a song sung in an automobile?
Answer: A cartoon [car tune]

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Answer: She could not control her pupils.

Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?
Answer: His powder puff is on the wrong end.

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