40 Tricky Questions and Funny Answers

40 Tricky Questions and Funny Answers

• Do you know where the tadpoles change?
  ANSWER: In the croak-room!
• Alabama the smartest state in the USA, guess why.
  ANSWER: Because it has 4 A's and one B!
• Which hand is the best to write with?
  ANSWER: Neither one of them - it's best to write with a pen or a pencil!
• Can you tell what sort of an animal a slug is?
  ANSWER: A slug is a snail with a housing problem!
• Who was the first to invent underground tunnels?
  ANSWER: Moles!
• What followed the dinosaurs?
  ANSWER: Their tails!
• Which Elizabethan sailor could stop cars in their tracks?
  ANSWER: Sir Francis Brake!
• Name the most slippery country in the world.
  ANSWER: Greece!
• What can you find at gift shops in the streets of Paris?
  ANSWER: Trifle towers!
• Name the kid of fishes that can't swim.
  ANSWER: All the dead ones!
• Can you name the strongest bird?
  ANSWER: A crane!
• Eleven birds sat signing on the branch of a huge tree. A hunter shot the first in the row. Now, how many birds are left on the branch?
  ANSWER: None! After one bird was shot, they all flew away!
• A monkey, a cat, and a little bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree. Who do you think will get the banana first, the monkey, the cat, or the little bird?
  ANSWER: None of them! Because you can't get bananas from a coconut tree!
• When do you go at red and stop when you see green?
  ANSWER: When you eat a watermelon!
• What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?
  ANSWER: An onion!
• What do you give a dog that is hot?
  ANSWER: Mustard and some ketchup if you prefer, they are the best for a hot dog!
• Where do bulls receive their notice papers and messages?
  ANSWER: On the bull-etin board!
• Why did Tweety go to see the doctor?
  ANSWER: To get a tweetment [treatment]!
• What did the stamp say to the envelope when they met for their first date?
  ANSWER: You stick with me, and I will take you places!
• Do you know why the joke about the block of butter was kept under wraps?
  ANSWER: Because it would spread if you talked about it!
• Why does the leopard find it difficult to play hide and seek?
  ANSWER: Because the leopard is always spotted!
• What was wrong with the wooden car with wooden wheels and the wooden engine?
  ANSWER: It just wooden go [wouldn’t]!
• What is the best thing to call a pile of kittens?
  ANSWER: You can call it a meow-ntain [mountain]!!
• What is green and sings its heart out?
  ANSWER: Elvis Parsley!
• What kind of nails do carpenters hate to hit with their hammers?
  ANSWER: Who wouldn’t know that, Fingernails!
• When do Potatoes from around the world change their nationalities?
  ANSWER: When they turn into ‘French’ fries!
• How would you describe a hail?
  ANSWER: Hails is hard boiled rain!
• What language do people speak in Cuba?
  ANSWER: Cubic!
• What is a ‘myth’?
  ANSWER: A myth is a female moth!
• Describe an archaeologist's career.
  ANSWER: An archaeologist's career is always in ruins!
• What is the noisiest game in the world?
  ANSWER: Squash - because you can't play squash without raising a racquet!
• Why do birds fly south when winter arrives?
  ANSWER: Because it's too far to walk the distance!
• Have you wondered what holds the sun up in the sky?
  ANSWER: That’s what the Sunbeams are for!
• Which country do hamsters come from?
  ANSWER: They come from Hamsterdam!
• Which is heavier, a full moon or a half-moon?
  ANSWER: The half-moon is heavier because the full moon has more ‘light’!
• Which town in England makes the most terrible sandwiches?
  ANSWER: Oldham!
• Why are goldfish an orange- red in colour?
  ANSWER: The water turns them rusty!
• To whom did success come before work?
  ANSWER: To the dictionary!
• Why did cavemen draw pictures of hippopotamuses and rhinoceroses on their walls?
  ANSWER: Because their names weren’t easy to spell!
• What animals are on every legal document?
  ANSWER: Seals!