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Funny Questions and Answers for Kids
Short funny questions and answers with good humor will undoubtedly put a smile on your kids face. These funny questions and answers are very simple and easy for kids to read and understand. If you are a parent looking for a funny way to teach your kids, the best thing you can do is, sit with your kids and enjoy the fun together. Here at KidsWorldFun we have some of the best collection of funny question and answers for your kids.
Q: Here is the question, what you cannot eat for breakfast in the morning?
A: No doubt, Dinner!!
Q: What is the fruitiest topic in school lessons?
A: It is History. Because it consists full of Dates!!
Q: While drying, what is the thing that gets wet?
A: A towel!!
Q: Weighing a fish is very easy, Why?
A: Because the fish has its own scales!!
Q: How can you make fruit punch in a simple way?
A: Just introduce it with some boxing lessons!!
Q: Why the boy was carrying a ladder to the school?
A: Because he is just joined the high school!!
Q: Why does the motorcycle rest on its stand?
A: Because it feels too “tired”
Q: They have banks. But no money! What are they?
A: Rivers!!
Q: What will a trendy frog like to wear?
A: Jumpsuits!!
Q: if you had four oranges and three mangoes in one hand and three oranges and four mangoes in other hand, what would you have?
A: definitely, very large hands!!
Q: Can you go 10 days without sleep?
A: Sure, I sleep only at night!!
Q: Why does a hen always lay eggs?
A: If she dropped eggs, they would break!!
Q: Why the cream biscuit went to dentist?
A: Because it has lost its filling!!
Q: What type of fish that you can see in heaven?
A: only an Angel fish!!
Q: what is the thing that has only a neck, but no head?
A: A bottle!!
Q: What starts with “T”, end with “T” and it contain “T” within?
A: A “Teapot”
What you can never eat during the lunch or supper?
BREAKFAST
What is the most struggling of all subjects?
MATHEMATICS – IT HAS FULL OF PROBLEMS
Can you make SEVEN an even number?
YES, REMOVE ‘S’ FROM IT.
What breed of dog can jump higher than buildings?
ANYDOG – Because building cannot jump.
I have four legs – but I can’t walk. What Am I?
A CHAIR
Why Mira carried a ladder to her school?
BECAUSE SHE IS GOING TO HIGH SCHOOL
What are the two animals that live in a polar region?
A POLAR BEAR AND ITS WIFE
I have ocean but no water. Who am I?
A WORLD MAP
There is a head and there is a tail! But no body – what is it?
A COIN
You have 5 apples in one hand and 5 apples in other hand. Now what do you have?
A BIG HAND
