Funniest Answers

Here is the collection of funny questions and answers from around the world.

What do you call a short movie that features a water fowl?
Answer: A duck-umentary

What is so special about Pretty Bunny’s jewellery?
Answer: It is made from 14 carrot (carrat) gold

How do you make one disappear?
Answer: Add a ‘g’ or an ‘n’ to ‘one’!

Where can you always find a tiger’s head?
Answer: Four feet from its tail

What do bunnies use to dry themselves after a bath?
Answer: A hare-dryer

What’s an eight-letter word with all the letters in it?
Answer: Alphabet

What two things can never be eaten for breakfast?
Answer: Lunch and dinner

What will always make ma mad? Answer: The letter ‘d’

Names of two poetic forms have been merged in the following words. Can you find them?
1. EEEPYGLIC
2. SOTENODEN
3. LIHABUDALAK
Answer: 1. Epic – Elegy

If you have it, you want to share it. If you share it, you don’t have it. What is it?
Answer: A secret

In a marathon race what does the winner lose?
Answer: His breath!

What is the best place to get a haircut?
Answer: On the top of your head.

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