Internet Jokes
Jokes about computers, the internet, email, websites and lots more jokes and internet and web humor.
Animal jokes, holiday jokes, internet jokes, scary jokes, school jokes, silly jokes, sports jokes
Can you show me how to use the net?
I'd better - otherwise you'll just go round and round in circles.
Do you want some help using the Internet, son?
No thanks, Dad, I can muck it up all by myself.
Does your mum like shopping on the Internet?
No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.
How do you find white shirts on the Internet?
Use a starch engine.
How does the vicar explore the Internet?
With the church mouse.
I hear you've been tracing your ancestors on the internet...
Yes - and it's a mammoth task!
Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?
Because they can't stop saving their work.
Why do you think your report should be on the net?
Because my marks are all 'E's.
You're a big Internet fan aren't you?
Yes - it's becoming a habit!
You're a big internet fan, arn't you?
Yes, I really get a buzz out of it!
