Holiday Jokes
Holiday Jokes about Christmas, Halloween, Groundhog Day, Valentine's Day, Thanksgiving, and more! Animal jokes, holiday jokes, internet jokes, scary jokes, school jokes, silly jokes, sports jokes
Why is everyone so tired on April 1?
Because they've just finished a long March!
What's the difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool's Day?
On one you're thankful and on the other you're prankful!
Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?
Your teeth !
What did the eskimos sing when they got there Christmas dinner ?
"Whalemeat again, don't know where, don't know when " !
Dad: "Most people don't have to work today, because it's Labour Day."
Son: "If they're not working, shouldn't it be `No-Labour Day?"
What do you call a very small valentine?
A valentiny!
What did Frankenstein say to his girlfriend?
"Be my valenstein!"
Did you hear about the romance in the tropical fish tank?
It was a case of guppy love.
What is the Easter Bunny's favourite kind of story?
A cotton tale!
How can you tell that you're getting old?
You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!
