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Welcome to our new batch of jokes, puns, riddles, and funny one-liners. These not only help kids relax and keep them stress-free, but it is also a great conversation starter. Do check over our archives and visit us for more, if you enjoyed the below. We also value your feedback and shall include them in our next batch with credit to the contributor. Enjoy!

  • Q: How can you eat an egg without breaking the shell?
    A: Ask someone else to break it.

    Q: Why did the farmer put the rusted out cars in his garden?
    A: To raise a bumper crop.

    Q: What is a stupid flower called?
    A: A “Blooming” Idiot.

    Q: What brings in the monster's babies?
    A: Franken stork.

    Q: Did you hear the story about the Peacock?
    A: It is a beautiful tail [tale].

    Q: What keep your teeth together?
    A: Toothpaste.

    Q: While dogs have fleas, what do sheep have?
    A: They have fleece.

    Q: Which insects are good at math?
    A: Mosquitos - as they add to misery, subtract fun, and multiply very fast.

    Q: Why do bees keep humming?
    A: Simply, because they do not know the words.

    Q: Why do cats like the rain?
    A: Since, when it rains, it purrs.

    Q: What is a distant relative?
    A: Someone who is not living with you.

    Q: Which is smaller than the ant's mouth?
    A: The ant's dinner.

    Q: How can one cut through sea waves?
    A: With the help of a sea-saw [seesaw]

    Q: Which is the hottest part of a man's face?
    A: The sideburns [burns]

    Q: How can you spell “too much” using just two letters?
    A: XS.

    Q: When was the beef at its highest price?
    A: When the cow jumped over the moon.

    Q: Which fish has the lowest voice?
    A: The bass.

    Q: Which thief is the strongest?
    A: The shoplifter.

    Q: Which person’s profession involves a lot of shouting?
    A: The “I Scream Man” [ice-cream man]

    Q: What do you do with old bowling balls?
    A: Give it to elephants, so they can play marbles with them.

    Q: Which house weighs the least?
    A: The lighthouse.

    Q: Which fruit has been there since man invented the calendar?
    A: Dates.

    Q: Which coat has the most sleeves?
    A: A coat of arms.


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