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  • Q: What do people who don't like time on their hands use?
    A: A pocket watch.

    Q: Where do computers go to dance?
    A: To a disc-o.

    Q: Why aren’t there any giraffes in the elementary school?
    A: Obviously, they are all in the High School.

    Q: Which month do soldiers hate the most?
    A: March

    Q: What did the mason say to the wall?
    A: One more crack like that and I will plaster you with cement.

    Q: Why do golfers always carry an extra pant?
    A: In case, they get a hole in one.

    Q: What was the reason for the computer to break up with the internet?
    A: There was no "connection.”

    Q: Why did the man leave his job at the juice factory?
    A: Because, he could not concentrate.

    Q: Why did the production line-man put a clock under his desk?
    A: To work over-time.

    Q: Which key opens doors on Thanksgiving?
    A: Turkey.

    Q: How do you repair a broken tomato?
    A: Use tomato paste.

    Q: What do you call a bear with no socks on?
    A: Bear-foot.

    Q: What made the baby strawberry cry?
    A: When he saw his parents were in a jam.

    Q: Why were the lady teacher's eyes appear crossed?
    A: It was obvious that she could not control her pupils.

    Q: Why is a muffin and a baseball team so similar?
    A: Because they both depend on the batter.

    Q: What made the soccer player to bring a string to the game?
    A: So that he could tie the score.

    Q: What has a back with four legs and no body?
    A: Chair.

    Q: What happened to the man when he saw his huge gas bill?
    A: He exploded.

    Q: What type of electricity do they have in Washington?
    A: Direct Current or D.C

    Q: What type of trees comes in pairs?
    A: Pear Trees.

    Q: Which day of the week is the best day to go to the beach?
    A: On a Sun Day.

    Q: Who won the race between the lettuce and the tomato?
    A: The lettuce was a "head" and the tomato was trying hard to "ketchup.”

    Q: What will happen if you eat yeast mixed with shoe polish every night?
    A: Each morning you will rise and shine.


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