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We collect and compile wacky jokes, funny riddles, puns, quizzes and one-liners that appeal not only to kids but also to children of all ages. They are easy to understand and most of all in simple English. Go ahead and check them out and we are sure it will keep the kids in splits. Enjoy!

  • Q: What made the man fix his car horn?
    A: Since it did not give a hoot.

    Q: What really happened when uncle “Abel” passed away?
    A: He just became “Unable”

    Q: What do you to do to make notes of stone?
    A: Just rearrange the letters.

    Q: What can be drawn without a drawing aid?
    A: Your breath.

    Q: What was the umbrella that Louis XI used to carry in the rain?
    A: Obviously, a wet one.

    Q: What is the standard greeting of the lion to the other animals?
    A: Am pleased to eat you!

    Q: When do you put a watch in the oven?
    A: When you want to have a hot time.

    Q: What is the first step to getting rich?
    A: Learn to shut up, as silence is golden.

    Q: What did the little bulb say to the mom bulb?
    A: I wove you watts and watts.

    Q: Which apple has the shortest temper?
    A: The crab apple.

    Q: What does one call a bear with no ear?
    A: B. (No ear)

    Q: Is it better to write on a full or an empty stomach?
    A: Writing on paper works the best.

    Q: Which animal has more lives than the cat?
    A: Frogs, because they “croak” each night.

    Q: What goes around a field but does not move?
    A: The fence.

    Q: Which is the easiest way to make a cigarette “lighter”?
    A: Simple – just take out the tobacco.

    Q: What happens when you eat alphabet soup?
    A: You swallow your words.

    Q: What made the boy from believing the tiger?
    A: He thought it was lion [lying].

    Q: Why do people always begin their journey with the right foot first?
    A: Mainly because when you move one foot, the other is left behind.

    Q: What happens to a refrigerator when you shut off its power?
    A: It loses its cool.

    Q: Why do storks stand on one leg only?
    A: If they lifted that, they would fall down.

    Q: Differentiate a greedy person and an electric toaster?
    A: While one takes the most, the other makes the toast.

    Q: Name an invisible baby drink?
    A: Evaporated milk.

    Q: Why don't scarecrows have any fun?
    A: Simply because they are stuffed shirts.

    Q: Why did the chicken hesitate to cross the street?
    A: Since there was a KFC on the other side.


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