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Funny One liners Using Wordplay

We have compiled a great collection of short, wacky, and funny one liners that use witty wordplay. These funny puns and one liners will surely get your attention of your child. Go ahead and test yourself silly with this collection of confusing puns. These wacky one liners will certainly have you and your mates in splits.

Have you wondered that writing with a broken pencil is pointless?

Did you know why the bicycle just could not stand on its own? Simply because, it is two-tired [too tired]

If you can show me a piano falling down a mineshaft, I will show you A-flat minor.

Have you noticed that when a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds?

It is obvious that people who happened to become too big for their britches will definitely be exposed in the end [ends]

Did you hear about the supervisor who fell into the duvet-making machine, now happens to be fully re-covered?

Is it not true that a chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion?

It is true when they say that every calendar's days are numbered.

Did you know that bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.

Ever wondered that the definition of a will? It is definitely a dead giveaway.

Ever noticed that a boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

When the students noticed that the electricity went off during a storm, they were delighted [de-lighted]

Heard about the boy who wore spectacles during mathematics class because it really improved division [the vision]

She had a boyfriend, who had a wooden leg, but broke it off.

Heard about the people who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.

Did you know that he used to be a tap dancer until he fell into the sink?

Heard about the saying that it is better to love a short girl than not a tall.

It was not that school that Joe disliked; it was just the principal of it.

Heard about the cross-eyed teacher who could not control his pupils.

Although she was just a malt brewer, he loved her still.

Did you know that the bomb that was thrown into a tile shop in France resulted in Linoleum Blownapart [Napoleon Bonaparte!]?

Did you hear about the ghost at the hotel... they had to call for an inn spectre [inspector].

Is it not obvious that the person, who invented the doorknocker, should be awarded a No-bell prize?

Every girl gets with her marriage, a new name, and a dress.

Did you know that old power plant laborers never die, instead they just de-generate.

A young man wanted to know the real taste of a luxury car, so he crashed his new and discovered how the Mercedes bends [Benz]

Most of the Spanish government employees are Seville servants.

The late news reported that two peanuts who happened to be walking in a tough neighborhood late night, and one of them was apparently a-salted.

Did you know that the diminutive psychic who fled from jail is now a miniature medium at large?

It is not surprising when the popular Hollywood actress noticed her grey hair; she realized it was time for her to dye.

Wise saying in Egypt – if you show someone in denial, they will show you a person in Egypt up to their ankles.

It was said that only when the cannibals had eaten a missionary they got the real taste of religion.

It is not surprising that long distance runners wearing poor footwear constantly endure the agony of defeat.

The man often broke into song because he could not find the right key.

It is said that while some people consider marriage as a word, the rest consider it a sentence.

It was on later that he found out that driving on so many turnpikes was taking its toll.

It is very late that people realize that in democracy it is their vote that counts, but sadly in feudalism it is their count that votes.

Long distance runners are advised to take their laptops during their run, so that they could jog their memory.

Another court saying - old lawyers simply never die, they just lose their appeal.

Jack and Jane’s wedding was so emotional that even the cake happened to be in tiers [tears]

Most religions consider atheism to be a non-prophet organization

Is it not true that a cardboard belt, is obviously a waist of paper? Did you hear about the fight between the dentist and the manicurist, it is said they had it out tooth and nail.

It was after sometime that the professor accepted that his theory on earthquakes was more on shaky ground.

The most roundest and obese knight at King Arthur's round table at Avalon was was Sir Cumference [circumfrance].

And one to end the day…

When a kid happened to swallow some coins, he was immediately rushed to a hospital. When the concerned parents called to enquire how he was, the nurse simply replied that there was no change yet.

Finally, when the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A. [you see Los Angeles]

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