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Here is some more very funny one liner Animal Jokes for children of all ages. These jokes and riddles will be great fun on a journey. Have fun and share with us if you have any such jokes and we will publish it for you under your name. Enjoy.

  • Animal Jokes

    Q: Name the funny fleas that makes dogs itch?
    A: The “Flea Stooges”.

    Q: What is the most popular dish for frogs?
    A: “French Flies”.

    Q: What is a pig that has been charged with dangerous driving known as?
    A: A “road hog”.

    Q: What is the cheetah’s favourite dish?
    A: Any “fast food”.

    Q: Why was the bird sent out from class during the monthly?
    A: Because she was caught “peep-ing”.

    Q: How did the egg cross the street?
    A: It slowly rolled over to the other side.

    Q: What made Mozart the musician sell his batch of chickens?
    A: Because they kept repeating Bach Bach!

    Q: Why did the bird get a ticket?
    A: Because, it breached the law of gravity.

    Q: Where can you find a chicken with no legs?
    A: Exactly where you left it.

    Q: What is a “Bamboo”?
    A: A cross between Bambi and a ghost.

    Q: What is a haunted chicken known as?
    A: A poultry-geist.

    Q: When is it called a “foul weather”
    A: When it rains chickens and ducks.

    Q: What is the meaning of “out of bounds”?
    A: A tired kangaroo!

    Q: What animal is good at baseball?
    A: A bat!

    Q: Why are dragons nocturnal?
    A: Because they are able to fight “knights”.

    Q: Why is it that gorillas have such huge nostrils?
    A: Simply because their fingers are equally huge.

    Q: What made the judge say “Odor in the Court?”
    A: It was because the skunk walked in to court.

    Q: Why did the farmer never milk the pampered cow?
    A: Because it always produced spoiled milk.

    Q: What is a cross between a cock, poodle and a cocker spaniel?
    A: “Cockerpoodledoo”

    That’s all we have for today. A small joke to make your day!

    A middle-aged man came across a snail eating his plants while watering them. He got angry, plucked the snail, and threw it as far as he could. About ten years later, the middle-aged man, now old, heard a tap on his door. He opened the door to find an angry snail. The snail then angrily asks him, “Why did you throw me out of the window?”


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