Funniest Answers

  • Here is the collection of funny questions and answers from around the world.

    What do you call a short movie that features a water fowl?
    Answer: A duck-umentary

    What is so special about Pretty Bunny’s jewellery?
    Answer: It is made from 14 carrot (carrat) gold

    How do you make one disappear?
    Answer: Add a ‘g’ or an ‘n’ to ‘one’!

    Where can you always find a tiger’s head?
    Answer: Four feet from its tail

    What do bunnies use to dry themselves after a bath?
    Answer: A hare-dryer

    What’s an eight-letter word with all the letters in it?
    Answer: Alphabet

    What two things can never be eaten for breakfast?
    Answer: Lunch and dinner

    What will always make ma mad?
    Answer: The letter ‘d’

    Names of two poetic forms have been merged in the following words. Can you find them?
    Answer: 1. Epic – Elegy; 2. Sonnet – Ode; 3. Haiku – Ballad

    If you have it, you want to share it. If you share it, you don’t have it. What is it?
    Answer: A secret

    In a marathon race what does the winner lose?
    Answer: His breath!

    What is the best place to get a haircut?
    Answer: On the top of your head.

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