Funniest Answers

  • Here is the collection of funny questions and answers from around the world.

    Something you pull: "A potato.."

    An animal used as a form of transport: "A turtle.."

    A famous Phil or Philip: "Phil Johnson.."

    A habit people try to give up: "Spitting.."

    A Thunderbirds character: "Doctor Spock.."

    A seaside resort on the south coast: " Rio de Janeiro.."

    Something you might find in a garage: "a grand piano.."

    Something a Frenchman would say: "On Garde.."

    A fast animal: "A hippo.."

    Something you keep in the garden: "A cat.."

    Something that gives you goosebumps: "Mumps.."

    A character from Little Red Riding Hood: "Hansel and Gretel.."

    A non-living object with legs: "A plant.."

    Something that makes you scream: "A squirrel.."

    A food than can easily be eaten without chewing: "Chips.."

    A Boy's name beginning with the letter J: "Gerald.."

    Any dance apart from the waltz: "The ball dance.."

    Something a policeman might say: "Spread 'em.."

    Something that frightens Dracula: "The King of the Vampires.."

    An animal you cannot fit into a Mini car: "Mouse.."

    Something made of wool: "Cotton wool.."

    A well known superstition: "Running in front of a car.."

    Something you use a microchip in: "A fish-fryer.."

    A game played in the dark: "Charades.."

    A type of record: "A floppy disk.."

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