Funniest Answers

  • An yellow fruit: "Orange..

    An animal beginning with B: "Bullfrog.."

    Something associated with Liverpool: "The Yellow Brick Road.."

    A boy mentioned in a nursery rhyme: "Little Red Riding Hood.."

    A place you would keep a pen: "A zoo.."

    An animal associated with a nursery rhyme: "Andy Pandy.."

    An animal with big ears: "A bear.."

    Something you do on water: "Wallpaper.."

    A musical instrument you can play in the bath: "A drum kit.."

    An occupation where you need a torch: "A burglar.."

    Some famous brothers: "Bonnie and Clyde.."

    A jacket potato topping: "Jam.."

    Something you find on a fire engine: "Coal.."

    A famous royal: "Mail.."

    Something associated with Egypt: "Cigars.."

    Something you pull: "A potato.."

    An animal used as a form of transport: "A turtle.."

    A famous Phil or Philip: "Phil Johnson.."

    A habit people try to give up: "Spitting.."

    A Thunderbirds character: "Doctor Spock.."

    A seaside resort on the south coast: " Rio de Janeiro.."

    Something you might find in a garage: "a grand piano.."

    Something a Frenchman would say: "On Garde.."

    A fast animal: "A hippo.."

    Something you keep in the garden: "A cat.."

    Something that gives you goosebumps: "Mumps.."

    A character from Little Red Riding Hood: "Hansel and Gretel.."

    A non-living object with legs: "A plant.."

    Something that makes you scream: "A squirrel.."

    A food than can easily be eaten without chewing: "Chips.."

    A type of record: "A floppy disk.."

    Something that has a shell: "Batman.."

    An animal with horns: "A bee.."

    A type of oil: "Sewing-machine oil.."

    An animal you see at the zoo: "Dog.."

    A mode of transport that you can walk in: "Your shoes.."

    An animal with three letters: "Lion.."

    A country where Arabic is spoken: "Nigeria.."

    Someone you wouldn't swear in front of: "Yourself.."

    Someone or something whose existence has never been proven: "Hitler.."

International Short Story Writing Contest for School Children