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    Q: How would you shoot a killer bee?
    A: With a bee bee gun.

    Q: What is the difference between a coal-train and your instructor?
    A: While your instructor says to spit your gum out, and the coal-train says chew chew [choo-choo]

    Q: Why did the birdie go to the clinic?
    A: To get a tweetment [treatment].

    Q: Why was the guy looking for food while sitting on top his friend?
    A: Because his friend had said that, the dinner is on me.

    Q: How to porcupines kiss?
    A: Very carefully.

    Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof?
    A: Don’t bother, you would not understand it as it is over your head.

    Q: How do you communicate with a fish?
    A: Drop him a line.

    Q: What is the definition of a party-pooper?
    A: Someone who goes to the toilet in the middle of a party.

    Q: Why do sharks like to eat jellyfishes?
    A: Because they can have it with peanut butter.

    Q: What is a sheep’s hair dressing saloon called?
    A: The Baa Baa shop [barbershop]

    Q: Why do birds fly south during winter?
    A: Because it sure beats walking.

    Q: What is the cat’s favorite breakfast cereal?
    A: Obviously Mice Krispy’s.

    Q: What do you call an apartment that likes food?
    A: Condoment [condiment]

    Q: Why does the leopard find it difficult to hide and stalk?
    A: Because he is spotted always.

    Q: What kind of key opens a banana?
    A: A monkey.

    Q: What do you get when you cross a lemon with a cat?
    A: A Sourpuss of course.

    Q: Why are carrots are good for the eyes?
    A: Well, because it is difficult to find a rabbit with spectacles?

    Q: Why does a hummingbird hum instead of singing?
    A: Because it just does not know the words.

    Q: Why do some fish stay at the bottom of the sea?
    A: Because they dropped out of school. [A collection of fishes is called a school]

    Q: What do you give a dog that has high temperature?
    A: Mustard, it is the best thing for a hot dog.

    Q: Where do bulls receive their messages?
    A: On the bull-etin board.

    Q: What moves up and down but actually does not move?
    A: Temperature.

    Q: Which weighs more, a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks?
    A: They both weigh the same [a ton].

    Q: What happened to the wooden car with wooden wheels and wooden engine?
    A: it wooden go [wouldn’t]

    Q: What gives milk but has only one horn?
    A: The milk truck.

    Q: What do you call a mermaids bed?
    A: A waterbed.

    Q. What do you call a party for Barbie dolls?
    A. A Barbie-Q [barbecue]

    Q: When is the ideal time to visit a dentist?
    A: Tooth-hurty [two-thirty]

    Q: What do you call a firefighters soup and crackers?
    A: Firecrackers.

    Q: What is it called when a cat wins the dog show?
    A: CAT-HAS-TROPHY.

    Q: What is taken before you get it?
    A: Your picture.

    Q: Why did the tree visit the dentist?
    A: So as to get a root canal.

    Q: Why was the broom late?
    A: Because, it over swept [slept]

    Q: What is the difference between Ms. and Mrs.?
    A: Mr.

    Q: Which word looks the same when read upside down?
    A: The word “Swims”

    Q: Where does a tree store their stuff?
    A: In there Trunk.

    Q: What did the tie say to the hat?
    A: You go on ahead and I will hang around.

    Q: What did the small nose say to the little finger?
    A: Please don’t pick on me.

    Q: What did the candle say to the other candle?
    A: I am going out tonight.

    Q: How do you tickle an Octopus?
    A: With its ten-tickles [tentacles]

    Q: What happens when you cross a boy scout with a baseball player?
    A: You get a person who likes to pitch tents.

    Q: What is a bulldozer?
    A: Someone who sleeps while a politician is making a speech.

    Q: What do you call a pile of kittens?
    A: a meow-ntain [mountain]

    Q: What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa?
    A: A Claus- trophobic.

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