Short Funny Trick Questions With Answers In English


A collection of short funny and trick questions with answers. There are also funny puns, funny one-liners, and funny riddles for kids. A good short funny question can be defined as something that tickles your funny bone as well as providing a workout for your brain. These collection of funny and short trick questions have been selected for their use of humor and irony, mixed with a good dose of logic. It will be evident after solving these teasers, that the whole exercise was pleasant because of the humor factor.

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  • Funny trick questions and answers


    Q: What road has the most ghosts haunting it?
    A: A dead end.

    Q: Why do they put a gate around cemeteries?
    A: Mainly because people are dying to get in.

    Q: Why didn't the mummy have any friends and was a loner?
    A: Mainly because he was always wrapped up in himself.

    Q: What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
    A: Ghoulash.

    Q: What position does a ghost play in soccer?
    A: Ghoulie.

    Q: Where do ghosts go when they are sick?
    A: To the witch doctor.

    Q: What do you call a ghost or monster that always plays tricks on Halloween day?
    A: A Prank-enstein.

    Q: What are a ghost's favorite pants?
    A: Boo jeans.

    Q: Which rooms do ghosts normally avoid?
    A: The living room.

    Q: What did the skeleton order for his meal?
    A: He wanted spare ribs.

    Q: What is a monster's favorite place to swim?
    A: Lake Eerie.

    Q: What do you call a skeleton who won’t work?
    A: Lazy bones.

    Q: What do sea monsters eat for lunch?
    A: Fish and ships.

    Q: How do you make a skeleton laugh?
    A: Tickle her funny bone.

    Q: Why was the vampire tossed out of the restaurant?
    A: simply because he was such a pain in the neck.

    Q: What did Dracula say about his girlfriend?
    A: It was love at first bite.

    Q: Where should a 500-pound monster go?
    A: On a diet.

    Q: What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
    A: A blood test.

    Q: What is the problem with twin witches?
    A: You cannot tell which witch is which.

    Q: Why did the vampire flunk his art class at school?
    A: It was because he could only draw blood.

    Q: What do you call witches who live together?
    A: Broom-mates.

    Q: What do you do with a green monster?
    A: Wait until she is ripe.

    Q: What do witches ask for at hotels?
    A: Broom service.

    Q: What do little monsters eat?
    A: Alpha-bat soup.

    Q: Why do witches fly on brooms?
    A: Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy.

    Q: Why didn't the zombie go to school?
    A: He felt rotten.

    Q: Why did the Cyclops discontinue teaching?
    A: It was because he had only one pupil.

    Q: What do ghosts use to clean their hair?
    A: Sham-boo.

    Q: Why is the cemetery a good place to write a crime thriller?
    A: It is because there are so many plots there.

    Q: What has to be broken before you can use it?
    A. An egg.

    Q: Which is the easiest way to double your money?
    A. Just place it in front of the mirror.

    Q: What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?
    A. The glove.

    Q: What gets wetter as it dries?
    A: A towel.

    Q: What has a neck but no head?
    A: A bottle.

    Q: What belongs to you but is used more by others?
    A: Your name.

    Q: What has been around for millions of years, but it's no more than a month old?
    A: The moon.

    Q: Everyone has it and no one can lose it, what is it?
    A: A shadow.

    Q: What has a few points but are never competing?
    A: A fork

    Q: What travels around the world but stays in a corner
    A: A Stamp

    Q: How many animals did Moses take on the ark?
    A: Moses did not take anything on the ark. Noah did.

    Q: What is something you can put in your pocket that keeps it empty?
    A: A large hole.

    Q: What runs but never walks?
    A: Water.

    Q: What belongs to you but is used more by others?
    A: Your name.

    Q: What do maps and fishes have in common?
    A: For starters, they both have scales.

    Q: What has one eye but cannot see?
    A: A needle.

    Q: How did the Vikings send their secret messages?
    A: They used the Norse code.

    Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
    A: The heat was in-tents.

    Q: What do you call a man in the mailbox?
    A: Bill.

    Q: What do you call a woman with one leg?
    A: Aileen.

    Q: Why do firefighters wear white suspenders?
    A: Mainly to keep their pants up.

    Q: What kind of rocks are never found in the ocean?
    A: Dry ones.

    Q: What kind of rocks are never found in the ocean?
    A: Dry ones.

    Q: What has one eye but cannot see?
    A: A needle.

    Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
    A: The heat was in-tents.

    Q: What should you take on a trip to the desert?
    A: A thirst-aid kit.

    Q: What do you call the little rivers that flow into the Nile?
    A: Juve-Niles.


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